i wanna know how Van manages to either be rly Uglie™ or ridiculously fucking attractive no exceptions like there’s never an in-between… how does he do that
remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign
And my personal favorite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.
(via professorpre-cussion)
the-boy-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
You could finish him or finish him
Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this
Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.
“i need your help”
“bitch me too the fuck”
then hang up
(via youngbukake)
*sees a newborn puppy*
me: PUPPY!
*sees a full grown german shepherd*
me: PUPPY!
*sees a hell hound*
me: PUPPY!
*sees Clifford*
me: PUPPY!
*sees Cerberus*
me: PUPPY!








