thejohnnybond:

i wanna know how Van manages to either be rly Uglie™ or ridiculously fucking attractive no exceptions like there’s never an in-between… how does he do that

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positivepiggies:
“Merry Christmas!
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asom-broso:

writing-prompt-s:

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

(via youngbukake)

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lonelybeforedeath:
“Bukowski - Moose Blood
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*sees a newborn puppy*

me: PUPPY!

*sees a full grown german shepherd*

me: PUPPY!

*sees a hell hound*

me: PUPPY!

*sees Clifford*

me: PUPPY!

*sees Cerberus*

me: PUPPY!

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